• Mum: You've done nothing today
• Me: I've been sleeping and sleeping is something

all i have is this blog and my virginity

Tony doesn’t make comments about Steve being a 97 year old virgin.

shutthefuckupanderson:

Because he fixed that.

• first discovering a group: omfg how am i going to tell them apart
• later in the obsession: omg yes that's him i can tell by his ear shape

Top 10 TVD Characters (as voted for by my followers)

4. Damon Salvatore

thorhead:

can you imagine ancient egyptian spelling bees though

“spell mummified”

“eye fish eye eye bird squiggle bird cat circle”

“are you high”

i’m so upset i have to choose between being asleep and being on the computer sometimes

lolsofunny:

(via wtfsofunny)

moraniarty:

i bet david karp runs absolute-funniest-posts

annawintour:

thank god i have my shitty personality to make up for my shitty looks

When you see crappy-ass movies just ‘cause your favourite actor is in them.

lovelylittlethings12:

and then you’re like:

have-you-seen-my-haggis:

So I just realised. A lot of people, when you say you have a friend on the internet, go “but you don’t know! They could be a middle aged man pretending to be an teenage girl!”

They dont know that most of these people are my RP partners.

And are teenage girls pretending to be middle aged men.

quantumeagle:

Abandoned Tumblr (idea sort of came from here)